I love violent movies and video games. What we’re taught by American television though is people being brutally killed isn’t so bad, but titties and naughty words are. That’s fucked up.
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Scientists confirm what they have suspected for years - there are zombies among us. The outbreaks seem to be the most common in urban areas although it isn’t clear how it started.
While they aren’t you’re typical Hollywood style zombies, these urban zombies can be easily identified by their inability to dress themselves and use of aggressive hand signals with broken verbal skills.
They also seem to be a little more intelligent than the classic zombie, but not by much. They will even fight and kill each other over trivial things, like small amounts of money.
They can be extremely aggressive. Avoid eye contact as they are very insecure and can’t handle someone looking at them for a few seconds. Also if you’re an elderly white woman take extra caution, many seem to have a strong sexual appetite for them.
Remember, these “urban zombies” could be anyone. You can’t tell them by something as simple as their skin color. The key is to pay attention to the way they dress and act.
Once you’re able to accurately identify urban zombies, do your best to keep them out of your area. They increase crime and drive down property values.
Article and illustration by Evan Ringuette.
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